eating cookie dough, it’s raining outside and I’m watching my seventh consecutive episode of how I met your mother
THE DINO PRESIDENTS!!!!!
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
What is this I need to know.
It’s called This Is The End. It’s coming out this year. It’s about an apocalypse situation in which all the main characters are well-known celebrities at a party, ie Emma Watson, Seth Rogen, etc.
I AM SO EXCITE
kind of need this
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
THEY ARE WHAT THEY EAT
petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone